im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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