My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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