We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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