My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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