she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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