Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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