I wannas sexs uuuuu
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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