i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
either way he was missing a nipple.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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