Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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