? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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