i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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