I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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