google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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