1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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