so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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