their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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