i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
