I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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