i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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