it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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