He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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