Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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