its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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