he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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