Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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