This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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