She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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