Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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