Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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