Already got asked if we're dating
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
My life is pants optional.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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