we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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