Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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