Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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