somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm just crazy horny about you
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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