I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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