He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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