She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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