My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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