You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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