Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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