We're like a lot better than the average bears
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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