she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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