I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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