Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize
