In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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