Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you still have your period?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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