I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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