Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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