How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Never joke about your clitoris.
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