How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I party with great urgency now.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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