i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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