I'm going to jail i love you
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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