If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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