We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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