Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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