There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This baby is an asshole
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
so much tequila, so little girl.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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